HELLO
my name is

Hi, you must be lost. Don't worry, this page isn't going to help.

Describing myself is not my strong suit. Instead, I will just tell you some things About Me.

HELLO my name is Connie.
My tablet pen's name is Jeremy.
I have a dent in the back of my head.
I take stairs two at a time.
Edge pieces are the best.
I am a black belt in Shotokan karate.
I sing along to Disney.
I have never broken a bone.
I once set instant noodles on fire in a microwave.
I love mismatched neon socks.
My favorite sound is thunder.
I search definitions in incognito mode.
My commit history is a mess.
I prefer serif fonts.
I hate bugs that jump.
I collect artistic bookmarks.
My least favorite chore is laundry.
I like pretty things.